The Economist tells us that the Eurovision Song Contest is in crisis. For AdScamers not up to speed on this, it is the world’s shittiest contest to celebrate the world’s shittiest music. Apparently, this year’s host, Ukraine, hasn’t been able to get its act together ‘cos it's fighting a pile of rampaging Russians. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Get your priorities sorted out! Music over munitions.
The winner in 2014!!!
The winner whenever!