Remember Groupon? The company that pimped retailers coupons and then moved on to selling something called a "Banana Bunker" which looks like a shiny, ribbed, dildo (See below.) Well, the fuckers are still around and are planning to buy a 30 second Super Bowl spot for a mere Five Fucking Million Dollars. So far no details on the creative content, except that the company notes it will have a “celebrity component.” In which case, if they are featuring the "Banana Bunker," will the lady celebrity component be doing a hands-on demo?
What if your banana is too big for the bunker?