The proliferation of dumb fuck agency titles continues with the news that Publicis is appointing Emmanuel André as its first CTO... That's Chief Talent Officer for you ignorant douchenozzles. His function will be to oversee talent management and recruitment across the holding company. His remit also includes oversight of the Groupe's learning and development programs and group culture. I have no fucking idea what any of that means. Probably, neither does Emmanuel. Still, sounds like a cushy number to me.
Now that's talent management!