Arthur Sadoun thought he was about to become the CEO of Publicis... Then yesterday, Maurice "Le Patron" Lévy, the outgoing chairman and CEO of Publicis Groupe, said he is so keen to stay involved in the company that he has offered to shine the shoes of the management board. "I'm not totally retiring," he told analysts at his final earnings presentation in Paris this morning. "I'm not even semi-retiring." Arthur... You are fucked. You'll enjoy shiny shoes, but the old geezer will drive you crazy.
Fuck the French... It's Friday!