Here in America politicians never stop running for office. This means they never stop raising cash to pay for their re-election. I once read that if elected to the US Senate, then every month for the next six years, they have to raise $250,000. Doesn't leave much time to do the shit you were elected to do, does it? So, I was not surprised to read that Der Trumpf's re-election campaign was incorporated the day he took the oath of office. In the first three months of the year it raised $7.1 million. Fuck, that'll pay for a few golden chandeliers at Mar- El - Wanko.
Forget chandeliers. How about a gold shitter?