I had to smile when I read that Chrissy Teigen (Who the fuck is that?) Is now pimping Smirnoff Vodka, which she describes as great tasting vodka. Listen, Chrissy, unless it's some wussie raspberry flavored shit... Vodka has no taste. Back in my Mad Man days (It's all in "Confessions of a Mad Man") I worked on Smirnoff at B&B. I had to do the obligatory distillery tour. On the bottling line hundreds of bottles were being filled from the same spouts. Including the low end, cut price shit like Relska, Popoff, Kamchatka and all the other stuff you could get arseholed on for a couple of dollars. I asked the guy showing me around why the same stuff was going into different priced brands... 'Cos it's all the same, straight grain neutral spirits cut with water. He replied. What about all that "Filtered through a Mountain of Charcoal" bullshit, I asked. He smiled... All our vodka is filtered through charcoal... It the cheapest way to get the shit out. So, don't blow your hard earned bucks on designer vodkas... It's all the same shit.
Is this a great ad, or what?