In the "You Can't Make This Shit up Category" United's CEO apologized today after a man claiming to be a doctor was left bloodied and unconscious as he was dragged off an overbooked flight to make room for staff. A video has gone viral of the man being forced to give up his seat by three cops who slammed his head against an arm rest - then dragged him off the flight by the arms as he bled from the mouth. United's CEO has promised the guy two free drink vouchers... So everything is OK. I would recommend "Lucky Airlines" in the future.
Putney Swope... Fucking great!