As I have blushingly told you on numerous occasions, amongst my "Gong Collection" is a Gold and Silver EFFIE. Mind you, that was back in the days when you had to submit entries on a clay tablet and it was mostly about advertising. Now the EFFIE organization has just announced its Worldwide Board of Directors. Vastly outnumbering the ad people are douchenozzles from manufacturing, entertainment, consulting, Facebook, Google and even some banking wanker from JPMorgan Chase. However, the Dylithium EFFIE for the most impressive title goes to... Bea Perez, Chief Sustainability Officer, SVP Global Partnerships, Marketing Assets & Innovation, Licensing & Retail Attractions Chair, The Coca-Cola Company. Fuck, her business card must be the size of a clay tablet!
Sustain this you little wanker!