As loyal AdScamer's are aware, I have never failed to take the piss out of Gwyneth Paltrow's lame site... Goop... The one where you can buy colonic turnip juice shit to flush out your naughtiest bits. Now the company is announcing its first wellness summit, In Goop Health, which will be held in Los Angeles in June. Tickets start at $500, and speakers include Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Tory Burch, Lena Dunham, Jenni Konner and Nicole Richie. Ha... Wanker Palooka... Sign me up!
Fucking turnip juice!