In case you missed it, the ad biz is becoming obsessed with money, fuck creativity and all that faggoty shit. News today on MoreAboutAdvertising that the Poisoned Dwarf has snatched the $600 million Boots account (The UK’s leading chemists – That what Brits call drug stores) from Mother. The deal was brokered over caviar and champers in Davos with top Boots management. Sorrell’s pitch is believed to have centered on cost savings of up to $100million. The account will be handled by “Team WBA,” yet another of His Gnomeship’s wanky teams. In order to make the savings of $100 million it will be staffed by chimpanzees working on typewriters.
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