So, Pakistan’s Islamabad High Court has banned the celebration of Valentine’s Day. And quite right too… Yes, I am a gnarly old curmudgeon, but I do take exception to the fake holiday’s America’s retailers have invented to persuade gullible douchenozzles to blow their hard earned cash on. When I first came to America, before most of you were born. I walked into a New York bank to cash a check and was somewhat amazed to find that everyone in there was dressed as wizards, witches and giant peanuts. What’s going on I asked… Oh, they said, it’s Halloween, it’s a holiday. So why the fuck are you all working I replied. Obviously, this was met with stunned silence.
The gift wrapping is extra!