Yesterday was National Popcorn Day. Yes, those huge buckets of exploded corn drenched in fake orange butter that cinema goers spread over the filthy theater floor. Today is Inauguration Day. Yes, Der Trumpf will become the 45th President of the United States. A giant bag of exploding ego covered in orange fake tan will spread its influence over America and unfortunate parts of the globe. Tomorrow we will all be fucked.
I voted for Trump, 'cos he'll make popcorn GREAT again! Click on the visual.
I voted for Kate.
Kate voted for me...