As you all well know, I love to take the piss out of Gwyneth Paltrow’s insane web site… “Goop” and its outrageously expensive range of useless fucking products for douchenozzles. Now there’s news that she is selling jade eggs for your vagina. Yes for a mere $66 you can buy a jade stone egg for that part of your body Der Trumpf has wet dreams about. And the most amazing thing is that have already sold out their entire stock.
Does that say "Love Muscle?"