Today’s big news from the IoT (Internet of Turds.) Travelers at Oakland airport can look forward to being annoyed shitless by a four foot tall robot. Yes, Pepper the Robot will greet and engage with guests at the Pyramid Ale Taproom, offering menu recommendations, directions to travelers and happily chat with them. Chat, fucking chat… No one chats anymore; they have their heads up their smart phones arse 24/7. Even more pathetic, Pepper has a video screen growing out of his chest, so while he is annoying you, he can double down on his fucktardliness by showing you ads.
Why Pepper Spray was invented!