Oh yes…More bad news on the IoT (Internet of Turds) front yesterday… “Wearable’s deliver disappointing results.” It would seem that wearable’s are performing poorly. “Cos not many people want three hundred dollar socks that tell them what time it is when they can buy a Rolex fake on Canal Street for twenty bucks. And, speaking of time... smart watches aren’t doing too well either, perhaps because your smart watch is a dumb watch unless you have it connected to your smart phone. Fuck, all this bullshit is making my eyes smart. Gotta go, I’m expecting a drone to deliver my fireworks order down the chimney… Oh wait a minute, did I put the fire out?
I'll just wear gold!