Staying with Apple, but moving on from France, yesterday’s New York Times had an article on how fucking great the new version of the Apple Watch is. You can now play games on the one inch screen, but as you have to have it linked to your iPhone… I am forced to ask… Why the fuck don’t you play your infantile games on the one that has a bigger screen? It also has an app that lets you create lists of things to do during your hectic and fucked up day. As you can see from the sample screen below, this has three incredibly complex and difficult tasks. Much too hard to remember in an Appletards brain. What is wrong with these douchenozzles?
Who the fuck eats fish fingers?