OK… I’m confused…AdAge informs us that Kim “My arse is a Battleship” Kardashian has gone on social media to belatedly acknowledge the side effects of a controversial morning-sickness drug she endorses. The posts carried the hashtag #CorrectiveAd. They consisted of thousands of words of boilerplate warnings that voice actors speed through in the final minutes of TV drug ads: They followed a warning from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to drugmaker Duchesnay saying that Kardashian's original paid endorsement omitted important safety information. OK, OK, but here’s what I don’t get… These disclaimers are appearing on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Yes, Twitter… So how the fuck do you squeeze all that shit into 140 characters? That’s like squeezing Kim’s gigantic arse into a skinny ten year olds jeans!
See, that only took 23 characters!