Sticking with AdWeek, an interesting piece about how most sports wankers earn many times more endorsing shit than they do actually playing shit. Yes, Tiger Woods earns 83 times more money endorsing Nike and Rolex than he does embarrassing himself on the course. Particularly when he increasingly seems unable to make “the cut.” Yeah, over $50 million in the last year, just for showing up. Have you noticed his downward trajectory seems to have hastened since he gave up his predilection for monstrous gang-bangs. Word of advice Tiger… Start fucking you brains out again. Stick it on Phil’s AmEx. Just do it!
Fuck all this abstinence shit... Get cracking!