Over at MEDIApsssst, Richard Whitman points out the stupidity of Havas, Chicago, blowing $10 million creating yet another “Open Space Office of the Future.” If these fuckers actually looked at the fucking data they love to wet their knickers about, they would find that open spaces actually reduce productivity. Back in London, in the 70’s, hot agency, Kingsley, Manton & Palmer, created the first open space ad agency. After less than a year they went back to individual offices when the staff fucking rioted. Why is open space dumb? ‘Cos you can’t have a nap after a piss-up lunch. Everyone can hear you calling your “blow” connection. And you can’t shag that hot intern in private.