Ace Canadian AdScamer “Ray – Eh.” Points us in the direction of Business Insider’s “10 best vodkas on the market” – And yes, fucking yes… Number one and Number two are both from the “Fourth Reich” state of I-Da-Fucking-Ho! On the roll of honor, number two, Grand Teton, is made from fine Idaho spuds, and is one I am completely familiar with. But, number one, Smugglers Notch, I have never fucking heard of. Oh, and wait a minute, just checked it out, and it’s made in fucking Vermont, which is about as far as you can get from Idaho as you can go without refueling your Panzer squadron! Yes, they say they use Idaho grain… But that’s as fucking lame a rational as Bud making their shitty beer out of fucking rice. Listen up folks… Grand Teton is made from spuds… That’s why it’s real vodka.
Vermont is uber-fucked!