Just about two years to the day that Yahoo CLD (Chief Logo Designer) Marissa Mayer, took over the reins of the company, Yahoo has again posted truly dismal second-quarter results. And, if it wasn’t for founder, Jerry’s Wang’s very smart purchase of a major interest in Alibaba years ago, the numbers would be an even bigger disaster. During the conference call Mayer reiterated that the company’s “transformation” would take “multiple years” and that the third-quarter outlook is worse than expected. Yeah, “transformation” my fucking arse. The ad revenues are sinking faster than the Titanic. At the end of the “Multiple years,” Marissa will no doubt walk with a humungous golden parachute… ‘Cos that’s the way this shit happens!
Oh… Just caught this classic from Marissa… “If you step back and look at where we were two years ago and where we are today, and, more importantly, how we got here, I’m very impressed with our achievements.” Well fuck me… Give that lady the big fat bonus ahe deserves!!!
I can't believe she ate the whole bonus!