There’s a piece on Bloomberg about how…. “Advertisers target wearable gadgets as next frontier.” It goes on and fucking on about the potential for running ads on a watch screen the size of a postage stamp. Here’s a particularly dumb bit… InMobi Pte, a maker of mobile-ad tools, has a team of developers creating virtual mock-ups of ads on smartwatches, head-mounted displays and other gadgets to get a feel for how they can serve as a platform for marketers. The engineers, surrounded by powerful computers with large monitors at the company’s offices in San Francisco and Bangalore, India, are trying to get a head start in the nascent market. Wait a minute, should they be surrounded by wimpy little computers with tiny screens? Anyway, I still think that apart from getting beaten up in bars, ‘cos you’re taking pictures of Biker Chic’s on your head cam… You’re probably going to get killed as you watch porn on your Head-nozzle and walk into traffic. Serves you fucking right!
Calm down Apple-Tards... It's coming!