There’s an interesting piece over at the San Jose Mercury theorizing that the much hyped and drooled over iWatch, will in fact not be a watch with the expected interactive display like the ones Google showed off recently. No, Apple's move into wearable’s will consist of sensors with the main function of communicating back to users' smartphones, and will be offered in a variety of form factors instead of just as wrist jewelry. In other words, you can hang the fucking thing around your neck on a piece of string and it will send your pornographic thoughts back to your iPhone… Which means you can’t leave home without your iPhone, ‘cos your wearable iWank won’t work without it. I wonder if it will tell the time?
Don’t forget your iBrick!