Still on the subject of Apple, ace Canadian AdScamer, “Ray – Eh” points us in the direction of a New York Post article declaring that Apple is about to fire TBWA/Chiat. I’ve been saying that for fucking months. If Wren hadn’t been busy organizing Omni-Pubes whilst glugging champers on the Champs Elysees avec “Le Patron,” he would have seen this coming and done something about it. Now the Post tells us that Apple may very well bring most of the work in house and have it run by “Beats” Jimmy Iovine and Dr. Dre… As they have said in the past… These two fuckers have got fashion and culture completely locked up. Which means we can expect to see Apple work in the future looking like all the other shitasmic hip-hop fashion, footwear, and booze advertising out there. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Steve will descend from the iCloud and smite these fuckers!
"Beat" this, you fuckers!