So far, Amazon’s “FirePhone” seems to have got off to a good start with generally favorable reviews from the trades. Most seem to have not quite grasped what it’s all about when they go on about the phone’s features, particularly the 3D “dynamic perspective.” Yeah, now you can look at your “selfies” in 3D. But fuck all that. What the “FirePhone” is, is quite simply an access portal to everything Amazon sells, and Amazon sells fucking everything! Whatever you listen to, look at, or even think about, the “FirePhone” will link you to compatible products in the Amazon store. You need never leave your couch again. On the same day, Apple "blew the doors off" by announcing a marginally cheaper iMac. When will GodJobs come down from the iCloud and smite the fuckers in Cupertino?
My 3D "FirePhone" is pointing up her skirt!