Amazon will launch its smartphone this afternoon in Seattle. So, it had better be waterproof. I’ve been to Seattle about 100 times, and every single visit, it pissed down. Everyone said, “Oh, you should have been here last week, it was beautiful.” Yeah, Bollocks. Anyway, apparently the Amazon phone will be 3D. I have no fucking idea what that means, but I’m sure the TechNozzles will wet themselves sending 3D “Selfies.” How about Kim Kardashian’s arse in 3D. Fuck, you’d need a 52 inch screen for that. Everything you need to know is here. All I know is that Bezos is a fucking genius. He’ll make it work!
Der Fuhrer prefers der iPhone!