Yes, it’s getting fucked up on the Croisette on $50 a pop Mimosas time again. Cannes kicked off Monday with the Cannes Health Festival. This is a brand new two day event that gives ad fucktards who specialize in producing shit for evil health care and pharma companies the chance to blow big bucks on entry fees for a chance to win prizes in categories no one cares about. Even so, there were over 2,000 entries and 800 delegates from 50 countries. The top award went to an English language Japanese entry, even though no one in Japan speaks English. But hey, the fucking jury does. All the other winners came from Brazil, and so you know probably never ran. But who gives a fuck? $50 a pop Mimosa anyone?
Wow... These Mimosa things are super!