In the “You can’t make this shit up” category, did you hear about the woman in “Bagdad on the Bay,” who got into a fight ‘cos she was wearing Google Glass? Apparently a San Francisco woman who was attacked at the Molotov bar on Haight Street after refusing to stop posing and showing off by wearing Google Glass has released a video of the fight, which she filmed with the fucking Google Glass that caused the shit to come down in the first place. Obviously the woman is a douchenozzle. Obviously the moral is... Don’t film people who don’t want to be filmed… And don’t do it in a fucking bar! There’s some kind of tautological payback going on here. I’m sure Tom has a Latin metaphor for this.
Stick to what it was designed for.