Over at AdWeek, we are told that Dannon’s Super Bowl ad for Oikos (Isn’t that what a pig does?) will be a “Full House” reunion, and that Stamos, Coulier and Saget will be together again. Unfortunately, I have never heard of either the show or the douchenozzles in it. Yeah, I know, shame on me. Unfortunately, I stopped watching sitcoms when I grew up. Actually there were no sitcoms when I was growing up, ‘cos there were no TV’s. Fuck, we didn't have indoor plumbing. Anyway, according to AdWeek, “Full House” went off the air nearly twenty years ago, so a lot of the people who used to watch it are probably dead, and those that aren’t should stay away from faux Greek yogurt. 'Cos that’s the shit that gives you food poisoning and kills you. Four million dollars my arse!
Dr AdScam will see you now!