Smart phone and tablet fucktards who like to live their lives on their iToys, texting, navigating, friending, liking and walking into lamp posts, will be less than thrilled to learn that the vast majority of smartphones and tablets have more germs on them than the toilet seat in your local bookies. (see below.) A recent study, said routine swab tests revealed "hazardous" levels of germs that can cause vomiting, diarrhea and even harbor infections such as e.coli. So, before you do a Weiner and send a picture of your Weiner to someone you have the hots for… Wash your fucking hands first.
It's cleaner and cheaper than your iPhone!