It’s official, Apple is no longer the most valuable company in the history of Planet Earth. That descriptor has now reverted back to the Uber-Destroyer of the environment, Exxon. Apple’s value is now down to a pathetic $413 billion. Obviously, this disaster can quite properly be laid on the joint doorsteps of John Sculley, ‘cos he fell in love with the “Newton,” and Ace wanker, Philippe Starck, who in one of the great scams of all time, persuaded GodJobs to sign multiple numbered checks on a Zurich bank, for millions of dollars to design the world’s largest, and ugliest, slab of floating cheese. C’mon Steve… Stop fucking around. Get your arse back here, pronto!
That is one ugly fucking boat!