As further proof that nothing is secret any more. News from Britain that “Slipper of the Yard” is out to nail the “Wizened of Oz” for bad mouthing the British police on the leaked tape of his address to a bunch of Sun hacks. Apparently, Scotland Yard is demanding a copy of the tape on which the Dirty Digger states that the British police are bribable and incompetent. Good job “Dixon of Dock Green” isn’t around anymore. For non-Brit readers of AdScam, “Slipper of the Yard” was the policeman sent to Brazil to nab Ronnie Biggs, of “Great Train Robbery” fame during the sixties. When he went in a Rio police station, he was stunned to find that “not one of the buggers spoke English!” He returned to England empty handed.
This is a job for the Flying Squad!