I was recently, privee to a proposal from a West Coast marketing company to a client I have worked with in the past, in which during the course of a boiler plate, generated in five minutes, prepared with a much abused template, they ascribed their management fucktards with such grandiose titles as…
Director of Possibilities.
Customer Experience Lieutenant.
It’s like calling a janitor... Facilitator of Hygienic Experiences...
When in reality, it is someone who cleans the shitters, for Christ’s sake.
Do these wankers sincerely think this is going to impress anyone other than themselves?
This has nothing to do with the post... But, it's my blog!