In case you are wondering why there aren’t as many coruscate AdScam posts as usual, that’s because I am away from the Fourth Reich and am in evil New York City for a “Mad Man Extravaganza.” I can’t tell you the details yet, ‘cos it’s a secret and I don’t want any douchenozzles or fucktards crashing the party. I’ll tell you all about it when I get back to the land of fine Potato Vodka. Anyway, apart from “Big Data,” there’s fuck all happening in the ad biz. Even Draft/FCB hasn’t fucked anything up recently… But not to worry… They will!
Come home George... We miss you!