The latest addition to tech-dom’s increasing collection of celebrity consultant’s is none other than Ashton Kutcher who has been hired by Lenovo as is its latest product engineer! According to a press release from the company, Kutcher who did a bit of biochemical engineering at the University of Iowa before becoming Mr. Demi Moore, will work alongside Lenovo's engineering teams around the world to "develop and market" its Yoga line of Windows and Android tablets. It's hoped he'll inject "input and decision making into design, specifications, software, and usage scenarios." You can catch “Fake GodJobs” in his first TV spot in which he plays a handsome nerd complete with a Lenovo I.D. card, who makes no impression on a spec wearing Demi Moore clone who is having an on-screen orgasm as she fondles Ashton’s “Yoga.” The big fucking question will be whether or not Ashton can be as impressive as BlackBerry's creative director Alicia Keys, Polaroid's creative director Lady Gaga, and Intel's director of creative innovation Will.i.am. Who is, after all, a fucking genius when it comes to logos!
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