Loyal AdScamers will know that over the years I have continued to wonder at the number of CEO’s who are paid millions of dollars to fuck up their companies, then finally, when even their hand-picked lackey’s on the board have had enough of this shit, they paid them many more millions in a “Golden Parachute” to fuck off. Will this finally happen to Jamie Dimon? Probably not, even with today’s news that JP Morgan has agreed to pay another $100 million fine after admitting its “London Whale” fiasco had a “manipulative” effect on markets. Remember, this was what Jamie described as a “Tempest in a teapot” before revealing it had lost six fucking billion dollars. So far JP Morgan has payed fucking many billions in fines, and it aint over yet. Although, Jamie did recently “Man-Up” and take a cut in his salary… From $33 million, to $23 million… What a guy!
Yes... But I knew when to quit!