Having been bombarded over the weekend with 64 page ads in all the Sunday’s for the new Samsung Galaxy Gear Watch… Yeah, the one that does more than merely tell the time… But only if you link it to your Galaxy fucking Smart Phone… Which also, incedentaly, tells you the time… Anyway, now there’s a TV spot (Can you watch it on your Galaxy Gear Watch?) that spends two thirds of its tedious sixty seconds reminding you of all the comic watches of the past, before showing you how the Galaxy Gear Watch looks as fucking clunky and ugly as they did. Oh, and now there’s a second spot that takes nearly fifty seconds of movie clips of old fucking “Spy + Sci Fi” watches to show you that the Galaxy Gear Watch is as fucking ugly as the old shit… And you still need your Galaxy fucking Smart Phone to make it work. Am I the only one that sees the redundancy of this whole idea? Yeah, I know, dumb fucking question!
This is butt-fucking-ugly!