Now there’s another fucking smart watch. This time from Nissan. Yeah the car company, which means it logs fuel consumption, energy efficiency and speeds. So, does this mean that in future all Nissan cars will have blank dashboards and you’ll spend the entire journey looking at your limp wrist? Even better, if you’re in a Nissan race car, the watch gives you telemetrics and performance data, again requiring you to keep your eyes glued to your limp wrist as you lap the track at close to two hundred fucking miles an hour. Oh, and it has a heart monitoring sensor to let you know when you’re about to have a heart attack, ‘cos you never look at the fucking road… As usual, it only works through your smart phone. What a joke!
That's a cute little thing!
So is that!