Guess what? My Klout score just went up… Again! They also tell me I had a “Moment.” And what the fuck does that mean? Is it something like a hot flush? Am I going through the menopause? Or is it possible I’m going through my second childhood, as my brain is increasingly addled… But that’s more than likely the fine Idaho Potato Vodka. They also tell me my “topics” are Advertising, Marketing and Twitter. I fucking hate Twitter, I only link AdScam posts to it, ‘cos it might flog a few books. I’m still waiting for someone out there to tell me what a fucking Klout is, and why the fuck I’m on it?
If I tell you what a Klout is, then I'd have to kill you!