Ace AdScamer “RayBan” points us in the direction of a news item which proves that Canadian companies are just as fucking stupid as their American neighbors down South. Perhaps, because they don’t read the business news, they are not aware that Canadian company R.I.M. recently pissed away millions hiring Alicia Keyes as a “Global Brand Ambassador,” shortly before going out of business. Now, the Toronto Raptors, some kind of NBA team, which to me, as a sport, is as incomprehensible as football: i.e. a war game played by Neanderthals who get billions to support their violently ant-social habits… Anyway, the Raptors are shelling out millions to hire Canadian hip-hop artist, Drake, (Who da fuck is that?) to be their… Yes, you guessed it… “Global Brand Ambassador.” GBA Drake is quoted as saying… “He will be spreading the gospel.” Maybe someone should tell him you can get crucified – Upside down – For doing evil shit like that!
AdScams Canadian "Brand Ambassador!"