Just over a month ago, as reported in AdWeek, JP Morgan Chase put its $80 million digital account in review – For some weird fucking reason, AdAge has never seen fit to say a word about this – Too busy pimping their never ending boiler-plate conferences for douchenozzles, I guess. Anyway, not a word about it since in any of the trade rags… So, as usual, AdScam will have to come to the rescue. As was reported at the beginning of this BDPCF (Big Dumb Pitch Cluster Fuck,) Chase didn’t bother talking to BDA’s, but went over their heads and talked directly to the BDHC’s… Dentsu, WPP, Interpublic, Publicis and Omnicom. Bit strange when it’s only for a part of the overall business. But fuck, $80 million is $80 fucking million. Plus, it will probably lead to the winner eventually picking up the entire account. Spies inside the Paris headquarters of Publicis (Soon to be in the driving seat of “PubiCom”) tell me that Rosetta has been put in charge of the Publicis effort. Apparently this is pissing off the rest of the Frog Empire, ‘cos they are regarded as a bit fucking clueless, and a couple of members of their management team blotted their copy book with Chase in the past, so can't be seen to be involved. Nevertheless Maurice “Le Patron” is cracking the whip to justify the millions he paid for this piece of shit last year. Meantime, the Poisoned Dwarf is assembling “The Team Too Big To Fail.” Or, should I say… “L'équipe trop grands pour faire faillite!” Keep checking AdScam for updates. AdAge will be back after Thanksgiving.
AdScam has created the ultimate "Team Hitler/Kate." Is this a fucking dynamite solution, or what?