So, the latest rumor in the “Who will be the next really, really big dumb holding company” phantasmagoria, is the anticipated merger between Dentsu and Interpublic. Which, when you think about it, it makes a great deal of sense. Both BDHC’s have a stable of incredibly boring and mundane BDA’s producing stupefyingly me-too, boiler plate advertising for their brain dead fucktard clients … Talk about the bland leading the bland. Anyway, it means Michael “I know Insurance” Roth will finally walk with his $32 million golden parachute, and Gordon Bowen will have a plethora of Japanese motels to check out… Or in to!
Did you bring the handcuffs, Darling?