In case you missed it, there’s a piece on Salon about the mountains of blubber currently growing in London’s sewers. Described as “fatburgs” and weighing up to 17 fucking tons, this is what happens after all the fish and chip shops dump their frying oils down the “karzie.” Funny thing is, all the “chippies” are now outnumbered by McDonalds, Wendy’s, Burger King and all the other vendors of American Obesity shit. You know, the stuff that makes you look like you belong on “peopleofwalmart” Fuck it... I blame the Yanks. That’s why we don’t want to invade Syria!
While we're at it... The Wal-Mart guide to parenting!