Are you paying attention to all the kerfuffle going on about the Faux Mercedes ad produced by a bunch of obviously, very rich, German film students? Yes, that’s the one in which the “Car with a Conscience” kills a pre-teen Hitler, rather than a couple of future female members of the Hitler Jugend Bund der deutschen Arbeiterjugend. But actually, this is not a very smart car… Why would it kill Hitler when after becoming Der Fuhrer, he rode all over the Third Reich in his bullet-proof Mercedes 770? Steven King’s “Christine” would never be that fucking dumb. This spot is obviously a Cannes contender… ‘Till the fucking Brazilians do a spot with Pedro Alvares Cabral being run over by a Yanomami chariot. Yeah, as you well know, we do truly deep shit here on AdScam.
Would you believe the little fucker thought he'd killed me... Send him to the Russian front! (click on it.)