Just yesterday I reported on “Big Garbage.” You know, the Dalek looking trash cans on London streets sucking up all your personal information as you stroll by. Obviously this created outrage in the boozers of London. The authorities took notice and issued this statement… “We have already asked the firm concerned to stop this data collection immediately, and we have also taken the issue to the Information Commissioner’s Office,” the City of London said today in a statement. ”Irrespective of what’s technically possible, anything that happens like this on the streets needs to be done carefully, with the backing of an informed public.” Good fucking job too… Otherwise we would have been forced to put the mighty “Slipper of the Yard” on the case. God Save the Queen!
Take that you "Big-Garbage-Data-Wanker." I had Dr. Who last night in the Tardis... In six dimensions!