Apart from slagging off Wren/Omnicom and Levy/Publicis at every opportunity, describing the marriage made in hell as… "Its structure and organization is clunky. Potential client and, even more importantly, people conflicts are considerable, exacerbated by a lack of pre-announcement consultation." Fair enough my little cherub, but what really seems to be pissing him off is the possible new color scheme of the EBDHC, (Even Bigger Dumb Holding Company) showing it on WPP charts as a “sludgy brown color” ‘cos he says this is what you get when you mix Publicis purple with Omnicom orange. See… Not only is the Poisoned Dwarf a master of Big Data, he’s also a master of Big Art Direction. What’s next “Team Sorrell Design?”
At WPP Central, Team Sorrell is ready for action!