With the news of Steve Ballmer’s forthcoming exit from Microsoft, all the smart arses are wetting their knickers as they engage in uber-punditry, trying to out forecast each other with their “picks.” As expected, most of them are people I wouldn’t have picking up my dogs shit. Here are some of the most outrageous ones… Mark Hurd, yeah, the ex HP CEO who was fired for fucking the help and fiddling his expenses. Meg Whitman, the current HP CEO who is rearranging the deck chairs as the waters rise. Marrisa Mayer, who is in the process of turning Yahoo around with the money Jerry Yang, her predecessor made by buying Alibaba. Naturally, she gets the credit for something that happened before she arrived on the scene, cos that’s the way these things work. But the real fucking doozy, is Cheryl Sandberg of Facebook, who would have to take time out from book tours for her skanky opus, and interviewing “unpaid” interns for her “Lean In” Scam. Fuck, with all the emphasis on HP, why not bring Carly Fiorina back… That's someone who really knows how to fuck up a company!
I like Laurence "Report to the Corner Gym" Boschetto!