As all loyal AdScamers know, Larry “Ninja” Ellison is second only to the “Wizened of Oz” in his ruthless endeavors to build his rancid business empire. Now, he is proving to be the same in his multi-million dollar quest to win the America’s Cup with Team Oracle. After spending billions to build the world’s biggest and most unsafe travesty of a “Yacht,” he has now, apparently decided that cheating is the way to go. Something about stuffing lead into the king post… Whatever the fuck that means… Anyway, it’s a big no-no in yachting circles, and definitely something Commodore J. Walter Thompson would never have done, although I wouldn’t put it past his successor, the “Poisoned Dwarf” on the clown boat.
I just got a message from Sir Martin!