It was only a matter of time before the best agency of the last thirty fucking years swallowed the “App-Aid.” Yes, Goodby, Silverstein + Partners have created something called “Touch Room” which turns your smart phone into a vibrating dildo… So when you are cooing sweet things to your loved ones your virtual parts touch up against your loved ones virtual parts, the phone vibrates, glows, and emits smoke. I am pretty sure, you provide suitable noises. It’s kinda explained in this video… With Jeff himself on guitar and kinda “singing” the lyrics. Just take my advice… Have a couple of belts before listening… And Jeff, don’t quit the day job just yet! If anyone out there truly, madly, has to have “Touch Room” you can download it here. The couple of belts advice still pertains.
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