Phone-Freaks can now look forward to the Yota-Phone from Russia. This little beauty will have two screens, one on the front for all the fucktardily things people with pathetic lives need to do, instead of getting on with a real life. And now, one on the back for reading books… Wait a minute, these people don’t read books… The read texts. Anyhow, the really interesting thing is that the CEO of YotaPhone is… Drum roll please... Vlad Martinov. That’s right, his name is fucking VLAD… AdScam Russian deep throats reliably inform me that he is the great, great, great grandson of the original evil fucker, and that the last thing users of the YotaPhone need to do is call customer service with complaints… ‘Cos the last thing you need is a big sharp stick up your arse!
They complained they only got two bars!